Vandalism is Awesome

That might sound crazy the first time you read it, but I assure you, it’s true. James Hansen (it’s the 3rd article on the page, Nature has it as ‘premium’ content) says it is, so it has to be. After all, it’s not like he’s ever been mishonest before, right?

In case you haven’t heard, 6 members of Greenpeace did 30,000 pounds of damage to a new coal power plant last October in Kingsnorth, UK. They were just cleared of all charges. You can see the ecstatic reaction of Greenpeace here.

I know that I’m not the only one who’s intital reaction was, “WTF?”

A Troubling Thought

Global warming alarmists exist today for one reason: to save the Earth. They go about doing this by calling for strict CO2 cuts, which in turn worsen the quality of life for everyone on the planet, but hey, they’re saving it, so who are we to complain about less money, comfort, and well being?

But have you ever paused to question whether these people really want the planet to stop heating up?

Global Warming: Al Gore Did It.

Let’s forget for a second that old Al’ pal has a carbon footprint 657,493,148,552 times bigger than the average person. (that stat is mathematically correct) Gore is responsible in another, maybe even more noticeable way. Trust me, you can’t miss it. It’s himself.

It’s true. Fat people cause global warming.

So, to all the people out there like this guy. I kindly ask, nay, the fever stricken Earth kindly asks that you stop being fat. It is a matter of urgent importance.

Hat tip: Watts Up With That. I even used the same picture, but it was just too perfect to pass up.