Let’s forget for a second that old Al’ pal has a carbon footprint 657,493,148,552 times bigger than the average person. (that stat is mathematically correct) Gore is responsible in another, maybe even more noticeable way. Trust me, you can’t miss it. It’s himself.
It’s true. Fat people cause global warming.
So, to all the people out there like this guy. I kindly ask, nay, the fever stricken Earth kindly asks that you stop being fat. It is a matter of urgent importance.
Hat tip: Watts Up With That. I even used the same picture, but it was just too perfect to pass up.